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From July 19...

HOLLYWOOD DRAMA

It's hot. And it might be too hot for Paris Hilton after reports of a run-in with airport police overseas. Rumours circulating the Internet say the hotel heiress was busted with pot in her purse. How was there room? Isn't that usually where her dog is?

Anyhow, Hilton was in Corsica, a French island, where she was discovered with the drugs in her bag.

She was taken in by police but was not charged. You know, being famous kinda helps when it comes to criminal charges.

As all good celebs, Hilton took to Twitter and said, "Just to put an end to these rumours. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false. I am having the best vacation of my life!" Well of course, she's totally high.

Somebody who probably needs the drugs is artifact Zsa Zsa Gabor. The 93-year-old dinosaur is in hospital after she fell out of bed and broke some bones. Wow, how do you move around in a coffin anyway? Oh, I'm gonna get letters about that. Anyhow, Gabor was rushed to hospital in California in critical condition. At this point there's no word how long she will be there, but she is recovering.

REALITY SHOW RU NDOWN

The divas of Jersey Shore are on strike. That's right, the cast of wannabe celebs has pulled the plug on production of the MTV show. They believe they are worth more than the reported $10,000 per episode each of the partiers gets.

TMZ is reporting the cast has walked until they get a better contract for the show's third season.

The only ones still planning to return on camera are The Situation and Snooki. What is going to happen to the worst reality show in the world? No, I'm not talking about the next season of American Idol, I'm talking about Jersey Shore. Stay tuned, we'll keep watching this story if it's worth reporting on.

IN OTHER MORON NEWS

She doesn't want the Hollywood lifestyle so Bachelor bitch Vienna Girardi decided to hit up Vegas to celebrate her lack of stardom and sad single-ness. Girardi was dancing to Beyonce's Single Ladies all night as she hosted a Single and Fabulous party at clubs.

The spring break bimbo wouldn't talk to the media but was partying it up - which, if you've seen the pics of her online, you know is her specialty. She was drinking up a storm and was even passing out shots to other single ladies in the crowd. She even toasted "to being single," according to reports.

As for exactly the point of the party: well, who really cares. It's Vegas and an excuse to drink. And if her ex fiancé Jake Pavelka is a fame whore, I'm sure she got paid a pretty penny to be at the club over the weekend. On second thought, perhaps it was terrible pay and she's scraping for pennies.